i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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