Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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