if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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