You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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