hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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