When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What a dumb baby whore.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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