Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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