The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
bring money and cleavage
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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