Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think people are normalizing furries
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