: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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