Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I love having hate sex.
She told me I should be a condom model.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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