Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I have feelings that need drinking.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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