she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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