There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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