His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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