hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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