i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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