this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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