Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Barsexuality is the new black.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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