how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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