I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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