i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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