ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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