How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i drank out of a bidet.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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