I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I love you. Go after that dick
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