Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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