she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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