do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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