Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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