My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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