I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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