For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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