i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just sent this text using only my big toe
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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