on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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