so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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