That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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