Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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