Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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