I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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