sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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