My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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