i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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