so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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