my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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