Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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