I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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