Those balls look pretty dangerous.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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