halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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