You work out of a Hotel?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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