Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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