Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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