The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
