I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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